Jimmy says 'OK Ems, let us begin with the most ridiculous, ludicrous freebie I found, at Sarah Nerd's freebie place, and called 'How Men see their own penis'. Sarah, or whoever designed it, is obviously having a laugh at guy's expense, and who can blame her when you see newb guys running around naked with the likes of this strapped to themselves? It's not so much a cock as a third leg. You can be all sorts of avatar in SL. Human, Neko, Furry, but basically if you strap this on you're a tripod! We used to get warned when we were young that masturbation would make you blind, but I think you'd have needed several years of constant self-abuse to get so short-sighted that you needed to wear this to see yourself like this'
I say 'Like Jim, I've seen guys sporting things like this, surely the Babe Ruth/Slugger of all of SL's cocks, What's worse is that they'd waddle up (it's that corn cob up the ass walk again, people!) and ask for sex. It's little wonder I'm still a SL virgin, lol'
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